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9月29日

The End, A Short Story!

The Future as told to me by God

 

 

The failing of the American business industry was felt around the world.  All the money they threw at the problem would not help in the end!  The greed and apathy of the leaders and pillars of America were to blame for her demise, but more than that were the fat, lazy and cowardice people of the nation who never held their government accountable.

 

America falls into a great depression, then China sells off it’s treasury bonds after losing billions in export revenue.  The trillion in treasury bonds owned by China fully and completely destroyed America.

 

The people of America broken, angry and confused by their own stupidity and inability to listen to the prophets of their time start to form in civil unrest protesting the lavish lives that their politicians and the rich still live!  Riots and violent protest is the scene of the day.

 

The government in need to control its people declare martial law upon America and a 6pm curfew is set which further angers the American people.  All armies are called home to control and kill their own brothers and sisters in order to restore some sense of normality to the torn country.

 

The people start looting businesses, stores, fast food restaurants and anything they can get their hands on, but money is no longer worth anything as the decay of her majesty is inevitable and accelerating.  People kill each other in grocery stores and supermarkets trying to grab up all the foodstuffs they can in order to perpetuate their existence, as well as their family’s’.

 

The numbers of people overwhelm the soldiers, and clandestine militias kill military troops in groves!  American soldiers flee their federal positions and start taking up arms with the militias who believe they are trying to save our country.  People eat the flesh of other people in cities in order to survive in this Dark Age!

 

Ebola and other powerful diseases will be stripped from the Center for Disease Control by PETA and the Green Army who gladly inject themselves with the terrible viruses then fly out of the country to spread the 48 hour death to other countries…these are the first plagues!

 

The entire world is falling apart now in within 72 hours 75% of the world is dead from a deadly virus.  Men shall run to the mountains seeking their death, but shall not find it.

 

1/3 of the world remains in small sporadic areas that haven’t been devastated by nuclear or viral attack.  There is no way to communicate with each other, as nuclear fallout destroys almost all technology and radio signals with their EMPs!

 

The world goes back to sticks and stones and 1000 years of peace as humanity starts completely over.

 

A grim outlook to say the least, but God has assured me that my family will be safe and will help start the new light of God where we will reign in peace for generations to come ~smiles~.

 

 

 

The Good News:

 

I am down to 308, well 308 exactly, which means I’ll be 307 tomorrow ~cheers~.

 

Julie got a $6,000 a year raise and moved up in the company.  Liberty Mutual just bought out SAFECO but will leave the name.  SAFECO just took a big hit with IKE tearing up Texas where the bases of their policyholders are located.

 

She is making 44K a year now ~cheers~.  I thought I was going to have to get a part time job, but apparently God understands out plight and that we needed the extra cash, so WHOOP there it is!  I guess God doesn’t want to see me in prison either?! ~chuckles~

 

We are still deep in debt because of my terminal illnesses, medical bills, etc.  But it is a little tad of light at the end of the tunnel for now ~smiles~.

 

She is getting a pro-rated bonus here in a week or so! ~cheers~  We can get out from under the cash advance stores!!!  Well, for a few months at least ~chuckles~!

 

I have been volunteering at the church helping with the “Kids Town” for the children.  You all know I love the children!  They are innocent until they are 7, and I like that innocence, even if they are being evil they don’t know it ~chuckles~.

 

I did my diabetes walk this last Saturday.  We made a lot of money and had a great showing.  I hope someday kids don’t have to stick themselves with needles and watch their diets, and fear death ~sighs~.

 

I hope you are all doing as well…remember your body is the holy grail and temple…let’s keep it fit & clean! ~smiles~

9月25日

The 700 Billion Dollar Bailout

I am now down to 309 pounds, YAY!  I can taste 300!

 

What I want to write about today is our bailout situation.  I have my own plan!

 

We’ll give the 300 million people in America one billion each!  We will save ourselves 400 billion in the process, not too mention this would rock the economy!  I know I would buy a couple houses, some custom choppers and a P-38 Lightning Lockheed and flying lessons!  Then we can just let these greed fest enterprises die!  It’s not like new greedy enterprises won’t pop up!

 

I am a centrist-libertarian, but if I were a Republican/Conservative I would be grabbing my gun and killing people in DC.  Here republicans always cry about letting capitalism do its thing, but then when a real test comes up they scramble to help their buddies out!  This would appall any true conservative!

 

I personally don’t care, as it has been a part of the prophecies given to me by whoever the hell that other voice is in my brain!  We are at the end of our days, the things that have worked for 200 years no longer work and will not ever work again.

 

If we all have a billion we will need banks to put that money in ~grins~.  Then banks will have money to loan to small businesses, if anyone still wanted to work with a billion dollars.  We could just buy stuff we wouldn’t even need any industry anymore.  We could become an isolationist’s nation again! ~smiles~

 

Oh well whatever happens we’ll just allow it, and we will allow the prophecies to come true ~sighs~ because we are essentially fat, lazy, selfish, cowards who have other people fight for us while we enjoy the benefits of consumer whorism ~smiles~.

 

This is getting so exciting!  When prophecy starts coming true it affirms that perhaps I am not completely crazy, especially as they start coming true in groves ~chuckles~.  I know they aren’t my prophecies, but they come from my mouth, now if the really big one happens in January you all better head to where I live ~chuckles~.  Then I guess I will have to start giving the glory to who it is due, but first I want to make sure I don’t get too humiliated like Moses or Noah did ~grins~.  Oh wait the human attention span can barely remember one day from the next, oh I’m fine ~chuckles~.

 

I have been studying the Iran, Iraq and OPEC more intensely, now that I understand that America gets a crapload of oil from Iran and Iraq I now understand the conspiracies reasoning behind their theories and don’t think it is a theory so much anymore.  America is terrified that OPEC is going to control the world and America can’t have that!!!  So we’ll just destroy everyone to ensure that we have the oil we need ~grins~, while we claim it is to save you from terrorist acts ~snickers~

 

Meanwhile big oil spends millions ensuring that clean, efficient energy never happens…they will continue to gouge us at the pump while breaking all time record profits!!!

 

Keep sleeping ~snickers~

9月11日

Universal Life Church Sucks!/ Polar Fitness Products Suck!

Many of you probably remember I am an ordained minister from the Universal Life Church.

 

They say they promote absolute and total understanding, love, compassion and the rights to freedom of speech!  Well I was banned from the Church Forum till 2011, so all I see now is hypocrisy like every other church as a whole ~sighs~.

 

Why do people in churches who don’t like you use their power in defiance of Jesus’ principles (or any spiritual principles) to hurt you and banish you from a place of sanctuary?!

 

I have nothing good to say about that church anymore, other than some of the people were great, while some despised me!  And I know why they despise me, I rock their foundations and force them to view their religion in its truth, but people are creatures of habit and enjoy rationalizing their bullshit while still proclaiming these spiritual principles!

 

It was about Child Molesters and Pedophiles!  And what I think ought to happen to them, specifically the death penalty!  I can only surmise now that some in the church promote Pedophiles, so I guess it’s a good thing I am no longer there ~sighs~.

 

The Universal Life Church is supposed to be a sanctuary of all and any religions.  They have Satanic, Norseman, Christian, Buddhist, and etc. churches within their domain!  If a church promotes violence it’s ok, but if I promote violence towards “Child Molesters” I am banned!  That is creepy!  So I guess I am better off not being associated with them ~sighs~.

 

The conservative Christians disliked me the most because I made them think and proved them wrong several times on issues.  They want to live in their lies and rationalities apparently, so on to something completely different!

 

I have gone down from 315 to 311 ~cheers~.

 

I am eating this health thing up, I don’t even hardly eat anything processed anymore!  Very rarely!  I am drinking 12+ cups of water a day!

 

I bought a heart rate monitor from Polar.  It is one of their top models!  It is the F11 and has many nice features like Caloric Burn Count based upon your health index (age, weight, height, etc.) and exertion, but their chest strap sucks ass!!!  I paid over 150 dollars for it, it should give out free blowjobs!

 

The first time it broke on me I hadn’t even owned it for a month ~sighs~.  I went to my buddy Jerry who is a Seamster, so he said he fixed it for me, well it lasted about a week or two and feel apart again.  I went back to his house yesterday and devised my own materials from his sewing shop and had him do a box stitch with the X in it like they use on Army Alice Packs and stuff.  It works awesome now, I am thinking of looking up some information and pitching the fix to the company for a monetary royalty ~smiles~.  I am sure they lose millions a year on customer non-satisfaction, so perhaps I can make a dime saving them a few million?

 

Their customer service is the one of the suckiest I have ever seen and I think monkeys do it!  I send in my complaint about 3 days later I get an email telling me it will be another 3 days and someone else will get a hold of me, so they finally do and they tell me to send in my Serial Number, so I did.  Then I don’t hear from them at all and write another letter.  They send me an email back in a few days telling me someone will get a hold of me in a couple more days, then the jackasses want my receipts, so I sent it to them, thus far I have heard nothing at all from them ~sighs~.

 

Yesterday I wrote them a dirty letter telling them I was reviewing their product and my review would be less than favorable, so hopefully they will get their act in gear, so if you buy a Polar, which is the best company for Heart Rate Monitors don’t expect any help when the strap breaks ~sighs~, or anything else for that matter! ~snickers~.

 

Oh hell no wonder I’m hungry it’s lunchtime…Love ya all seeya later! ~smiles~

9月9日

Health Endures

I tried to visit Vegas Marji and TroubleBubble but spaces is being a dick!  Well, on to something completely different.

 

Most you know that last year on the 1st of September I started working out and doing cardio.  I weighed almost 400lbs last year and continuously worked out.  I joined Sparkpeople.com a few months ago because I started to plateau at 365lbs, so I thought I could use their tools.

 

Sparkpeople.com has excellent tools for tracking calories, and if your lazy they even do all the formulas for you so you know how much to eat, how much to exercise, etc.  I’m anal so I learned all the formulas myself ~chuckles~.

 

I am now at 315 pounds and slated for being 200 pounds before my next cruise to Alaska next summer ~cheers~.  I really want to do some Sea Kayaking and some Glacier Climbing ~smiles~.

 

The wife has been resentful since I passed her in weight and now weigh less than her, but she is praying on it and encouraging me in spite, but I know when I talk about how well things are going for me I can see the “burn in hell” look in her eyes, which should be focused more upon herself ~chuckles~.

 

She said she was going to lose weight with me, but I don’t think she has the will to do it, but it’s not like I am going to love her any less.  She is still the same person regardless of her weight ~chuckles~.  My only concern is that it is very unhealthy and I worry about something happening to her being our only form of income ~cringes~.  Like most Christians she is optimistic and refuses to get life insurance and asks me if I am trying to plan something ~snickers~.  She knows me well, but I am not heinous, I just want our family protected, if she goes we’ll be living under a bridge ~chuckles~

 

I have several belts in martial arts and mastered the staff long ago, but I decided to pick up a Japanese Practice Sword, so I can master that in a few years ~grins~.

 

I am now benching over 200 and doing marathon training for summer activities next year.  If you guys remember I went backpacking year before last and it almost killed me.  I was bed ridden for over a week ~sighs~.  I am going to kick that backpacking trips butt next summer!!!

 

I am doing a diabetes walk for www.jdrf.org When you log on the site click the little green shoes, if you have money please donate to the children under my name Adam Summerhill or under Paul’s Parade!  I don’t care if it is a less than a dollar, every bit counts and you could save some child’s life or make it easier on them, if you can please do, if not it’s OK I’m poor too ~chuckles~.

 

I have also been doing some work for my wife’s church.  They seem to be the only people nice enough to not throw me into a rage ~snickers~.  It’s for a nursery “Kids Town”.  It is really cool and will be an awesome indoor place for the kids to play.  It is going to look like a little city ~smiles~.  I helped them hang some flags in the parking lot for their gig next Sunday ~smiles~.

 

I’ll do anything for the children, for they are still innocent and free of man’s disgust ~smiles~.

 

I have been doing a lot of work for political entities, mostly Centrist and Libertarian, as I can’t stand Liberals or Republicans ~chuckles~.  The next 60 days proves to be interesting as well the demise of our Earth coming up in the next 3.5 years.

 

I don’t think it matters who wins anymore, I am pretty sure we are all screwed, especially if the main prophecies come true, but we’ll wait and see ~smiles~.

 

I am eating so much healthier now, I have my salt down, fats down and only eating whole or whole and organic foods.  The only thing I have been eating from a box or can is Brown Rice ~grins~.  Today for lunch I made Corn, Brown Rice, 4oz of Chicken Breast, some cheddar cheese all wrapped in a Whole Grain Tortilla!  Mmmmmm mmmm!  The only thing it was missing was black beans!

 

I am running out of shit to say, OK I guess that is it till next time…love ya all!